Help
Vitalik Buterin
get in shape

Because some people are much too busy thinking
about our future. They’ve forgotten to think about theirs.

We, the crypto currency community, have
made it our mission to help one altruistic yet
self-neglectful genius at a time.

We’re talking about Vitalik Buterin!
Sure, he’s one cool dude.

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Why is it so important to help Vitalik?

He’s a bona fide genius

Wikipedia says he was placed
in a class for gifted students
early in his life and could add
three-digit numbers in his
head faster than his
classmates.

He co-founded
Bitcoin Magazine

Which has been praised as the
original serious publication
about crypto currency. A print
edition was even sold at
Barnes and Noble.

He invented Ethereum

Last and very much not least,
Vitalik not only co-founded
Ethereum, but it was, in fact,
all his idea. This makes
him a celebrity in the
crypto world books.

The Plan

Unfortunately, success has made him so super busy,
he’s forgotten one very important person in his life — HIMSELF!
This is why we are here and we have the perfect plan for his rescue.

Healthy sleep

When was the last time
he had the recommended
hours of sleep or is he
always too busy for rest
and rejuvenation unlike
the rest of us?

Physical activity

Has he even heard about
getting exercise? Not
necessarily hitting the gym
(although that would be nice
and more on that later), but
even a brisk walk outside
occasionally can be good for
the heart. Maybe participate
in a sport?

Healthy Diet & Nutrition

When was the last time
Vitalik thought about his
eating habits? Does he
even still eat?

Frankly, looking at his pictures, we are very concerned about Vitalik’s health and well-being. If he’s not going to do something about it, then we intend to take action and get our crypto idol, Vitalik Buterin, into shape! After all, we want the world and future generations not only to remember him as the awesome developer who contributed so much to the field of crypto currency and changed our future, but we also want him to be recognized for using some of that dedication and enthusiasm he is so famous for to change his own life.

Let’s get Vitalik (who’s only 23 years young, by the way, though he may not look it – see pics above) motivated to get into shape. To do that, our community is launching its very own Initial Coin Offering (ICO) to raise funds to motivate Vitalik to get himself to the gym as soon as possible. Although we know he really doesn’t need us to do this, maybe our community showing that we care is that all-important tipping point that will transform his life as much as his father introducing him to bitcoin when Vitalik was a teen transformed his life.

Funds raised in this ICO will support our crypto community’s Game Plan every step of the way for Vitalik to become the poster boy for geniuses who can have it all — success and great health!

Let's get him a gym membership

Vitalik will not only reduce the health risks, such as heart disease, caused by his current neglectful lifestyle but working out regularly will also help him sleep better (we assume he lacks for this too), give him more energy (the decaffeinated, all-natural variety), and increase his self-confidence. The latter benefit might even benefit Vitalik’s social life i.e. more dates.

Let’s provide him with his own coach/personal trainer

For someone like Vitalik Buterin who might have never hit the gym or even played a sport (does he look like he has?), a coach, otherwise known by the trendier title “personal trainer,” will be indispensable in motivating him and more.

Let’s get him to eat and eat healthy at that!

We’ve already mentioned our concerns about Vitalik’s possible lack of eating. We are hoping that when he does eat, he chooses to eat something healthy. However, since it does not look like he does, some of our ICO will go to help Vitalik embrace better nutrition.

Miscellaneous

A gym membership, a personal trainer, and a dietitian? This ICO seems to be adding up but remember it is for a worthy cause. We will now “seal the deal” by offering Vitalik Buterin some additional incentives that might inspire him to take our mission to see him embrace a healthy lifestyle more seriously.

Roadmap

Phase 01
Q4 2017

  • ICO launch
  • Token listing on several exchanges
  • Tell Vitalik about our great plan
  • Crypto community contributes to motivate Vitalik do some sports

Phase 02
Q1 2018

  • Vitalik choses his dream-gym
  • The first goal of his choice is set (run 3km distance, gain 10kg, etc.)

Phase 03
Q2 2018

  • Vitalik achieves the first goal

Phase 04
Q3 2018

  • Continue doing sports and motivate other people to do so too

Our Progress

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Vitalik will be able to get a gym membership to any gym he wants for several years. However, this won’t be enough to hire him a personal trainer. This might result in Vitalik missing out on some of the benefits of a coach that we described above like motivating him to stick to the regimen by keeping Vitalik accountable. Without a trainer, he might actually hurt himself using some of the equipment. Furthermore, we can’t offer him a dietician to get him to eat healthier. Ouch!

We can now also provide Vitalik with a head start on nutrition and buy him the proper workout clothes. Good going!

At this level, Vitalik can finally consult with a personal trainer at least to start him off on his exercise program. He should also be able to work with a coach semi-regularly. Vitalik can also have some massage therapy to help ease him physically through his strenuous first months at the gym. Cheers for at least getting him the help he needs even a little!

Vitalik can experience three years of gym membership, personal trainer (three times a week), nutritional needs, massage therapy, and more. Everything he requires to get healthy and fit without interruption. Go, Vitalik, you can do it!

Everything at D-level but for ten years straight. Vitalik might become so grateful the crypto community cared enough to see to his health, it will motivate him to get such amazing results he can compete in world championships for fitness and eventually be named Mr. Olympia one day. A formerly unhealthy genius can dream, can’t he? THANK YOU, community!

Vitalik will be able to get a gym membership to any gym he wants for several years. However, this won’t be enough to hire him a personal trainer. This might result in Vitalik missing out on some of the benefits of a coach we described above like motivating him to stick to the regimen by keeping Vitalik accountable. Without a trainer, he might actually hurt himself using some of the equipment. Furthermore, we can’t offer him a dietician to get him to eat healthier. Ouch!

We can now also provide Vitalik with a head start on nutrition and buy him the proper workout clothes. Good going!

At this level, Vitalik can finally consult with a personal trainer at least to start him off on his exercise program. He should also be able to work with a coach semi-regularly. Vitalik can also have some massage therapy to help ease him physically through his strenuous first months at the gym. Cheers for at least getting him the help he needs even a little!

Vitalik can experience three years of gym membership, personal trainer (three times a week), nutritional needs, massage therapy, and more. Everything he requires to get healthy and fit without interruption. Go, Vitalik, you can do it!

Everything at D-level but for ten years straight. Vitalik might become so grateful the crypto community cared enough to see to his health, it will motivate him to get such amazing results he can compete in world championships for fitness and eventually be named Mr. Olympia one day. A formerly unhealthy genius can dream, can’t he? THANK YOU, community!

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